Rulers"Oh he's cute.""I would date him!""He's so hot, right Rosie?""Rosie, don't you agree with us?""Isn't he cute? Say yes!""He should totally be my boyfriend!""Don't you agree with us Rosie? He should totally date one of us!""Maybe he should be your boyfriend Rosie!"No
he isn't cute and he shouldn't be my boyfriend.You see her? The girl with beautiful brown eyes and soft black hair?She's cute, beautiful, smart, and amazing in every way.I don't want him as a boyfriend, but her as my girlfriend.But of course you don't know this, because you think I'm as straight as a ruler.But you do know there are bendable rulers right?